i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just cropdusted the office
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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