I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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