You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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