We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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