I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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