you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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