Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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