They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Buhtt sex?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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