normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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