summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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