I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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