Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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