My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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