I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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