i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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