I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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