I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i think im in europe. pls send help
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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