dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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