Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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