oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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