there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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