The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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