Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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