i don't like sucking hair
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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