For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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