She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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