I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Dear god my vagina.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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