VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Randomize
