It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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