I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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