Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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