a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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