On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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