I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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