wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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