I look better un-naked...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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