I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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