what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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