so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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