fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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