Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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