4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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