The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I want a musical about memes.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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