Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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