My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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