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She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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