I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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