Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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