shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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