what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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