problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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