I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize