we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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