well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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